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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.